.........What do you call a sleeping bull?
a bulldozer
.........What kind of teacher wheres sun glasses?
a teacher with bright students
.......How does an elephant get down from a tree?
He sits on a leaf and waits for fall.
At the baaaa
........What do you get when you cross an elephant and a pool?
swimming trunks!
.......What do you call a stegosaurus with carrots in it's ears?
Anything you want. It can't hear you!
........Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Because there wasn't chickens back then!
.......How does an elephant hide in a cherry tree?
He paints his toenails red.
He paints his toenails red.
........Why can't cows go to the moon?
Because they can say the word right! HAHAHA!
........Why did Dracula take cold medicine?
Because he was coffin!
........What subject do witches like best?
Spelling!
....What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.
.....Why was the Tomato blushing? Because he saw the salad dressing.
.....How do you catch a squirrel? Climb into a tree and act like a nut.
.....Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
.....Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was too chicken.
......What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common? Their middle name.
......Why are there so many Smiths in the phone book? They all have phones.
......Why don't cannibals eat comedians? Because they taste funny.
......"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud." "Yes sir, it's fresh ground."
......What's brown and sticky? A stick.
......Why do they put bells on cows? Because their horns don't work!
......Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says "Gee, it's hot in here." and the other sausage says "OH MY GOODNESS IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"
......What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, apples don't talk.
......What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.
.......What do you get when you put a canary in a blender? Shredded tweet
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